Where to even start. This is just a bad ass song. Off the album of the same name, this is 
a great example of the band at its best, but yet at its worst, ironic isn’t it?


INTRO
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This is right after Joe does the A chord and Joey does a roll off then it kicks straight 
into the main riff of the song.

MAIN RIFF
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This is the beginning of each verse. Follow this and then end it with the main riff.

“Check mate baby, beat you at your own *** game. Roll Dice honey, I’m livin’ 
on the astro plane…”


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The bridge right before the main riff.

“Ah, heads I win, tails you loose to the never mind, nowhere to draw the line

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This right here is the building point to the end of the song

“Check mate don’t be late, take another pull...that’s right…”

Then go right back to the main riff till the end of the song