King Of Asskissing Bass Tabs - Hives @ BigBassTabs.com


"One, Two, One, Two, Three, Four!"

Intro:
 "Being the King of Asskissing."

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Verse:
 "Makes him a royal drag.
   And the King of Asskissing, he's after me again.
    Bringing me his royal nag."

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 "He takes every opportunity to get to me."

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 "And here he comes again.
   Dont think I'll ever be at rest.
    Still I got to keep on hoping for the best."

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Chorus:
 "But once again he comes again thats how the story goes.
   And it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put 
his nose.
    SOMETIME, SOMEDAY THAT BASTARD'S GONNA PAY!"

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Guitar thingy(you know what I mean):

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Second Intro:
 "One, Two, Threee, Four, Five, Six, Seven, AAAAAAHHHHHH!"

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Second Verse:
 "The King of Asskissing says I`m the one and only.
   And the King of Asskissing with his constant presence.
    He keeps me from being lonely."

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 "He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me."

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 "And here we go again it looks as if he's here to stay.
   I've tried to beat to pull and whack.
    But a monkey sliding down my back won't easily go away."

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Second Chorus:
 "So once again he comes again about to reach his goal.
   The one and only monrach with his kingdom in a hole.
    SOMETIME, SOON THE KING OF ASSKISSING IS GONNA PAY."

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End:
 "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  
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How to Read Bass Tabs

Bass tablature (tabs) is an easy way to learn songs without needing to read traditional sheet music. Here’s a quick guide to understanding the symbols and techniques commonly found in tabs:

1. The Basics

Strings and Frets:
Each line in a tab represents a string on your bass:
- The top line is the highest-pitched string (G on a 4-string bass).
- The bottom line is the lowest-pitched string (E on a 4-string bass).
Numbers on the lines indicate which fret to press. For example:
```
G|-------------------|
D|-------------------|
A|---3---------------|
E|-------------------|
            
```
This means you play the 3rd fret on the A string.

2. Common Techniques

Hammer-On (h):
Play the first note by picking it, then press down on a higher fret with another finger without picking again.
```
G|-------------------|
D|-------5h7---------|
            
```
Pull-Off (p):
Pluck a note and then "pull off" your finger to let a lower fret ring.
```
G|-------------------|
D|-------7p5---------|
            
```
Slide (/ or \):
Move your finger up (/) or down (\) the fretboard while maintaining pressure.
```
G|-------------------|
D|-------5/7---------|
            
```

3. Advanced Techniques

Bend (b): Push the string up or down to raise the pitch. Example: G|-------7b9---------|
Vibrato (~): Shake the string slightly after playing a note to create a vibrating sound. Example: G|-------7~----------|
Muted Notes (x): Rest your finger lightly on the string without pressing a fret and pluck for a percussive "click" sound.

4. Rhythm and Timing

Tabs don’t always indicate timing, so listen to the song while reading the tab. Wider spaces between numbers mean longer pauses, while closer numbers indicate quicker notes.

5. Slap and Pop

Slap (s): Strike the string with the side of your thumb for a percussive sound.
Pop (p): Pull the string away from the fretboard and let it snap back.

Practice Makes Perfect

Tabs are a great tool to learn songs, but mastering the techniques takes practice. Listen carefully to the original track and play along to lock in the rhythm. Don’t rush — smooth, accurate playing is more important than speed. Happy jamming! 🎸

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