I figured this one out ALL BY MYSELF. Get drunk with your friends, 
and do it with a bass nearby... call your chinese buddy to the 
crib, and play this when he walks in. Its fxcking hilarious. 
1 out of 4 friends sitting in the room will poop or pee themselves.

G——————————————————————————————————
D—19——19—19—16—16—14—14——16~———————
A—17——17—17—14—14—12—12——14~———————
E——————————————————————————————————

Rhythm: 1 & uh 2 & 3 & 4~

This is only how I choose to play it. Throw that $h!t anywhere 
on your fretboard and your good to go. :—) P.S. if you play this 
when a chinese person walks in the room, and you get smacked... 
I'm not to be held liable. XD


This has been a Some Deet bassist production.