SONG: Clams Have Feelings Too (actually they don't)
Album: Pump up the Valuum (2000)

This song rules and has a good message. NOFX Rawks. this is probly their best Album
yet, other that "Punk in Drublic"(1994)——Check it out. Sorry about the confusion on
the bridge and chorus. listen to the song for timing.

!!!INTRO!!!
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!!!VERSE!!! (X2)       "Birds are Dumb..."
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!!!CHORUS!!! (X2)      "No Chowder for you..."
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!!!VERSE #2!!!         "They have no..."
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!!!GUITAR SOLO!!!
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!!!BRIDGE + CHORUS!!!  "I don't believe..."
~~~(*=play 12X)   (#=play 6X)   ("=play 3X)~~~
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!!!OUTRO!!!
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~~~~LYRICS~~~~~
Birds are dumb, 'cause small bird brains
But so are kids and old people
Some birds talk, most others sing
I don't see you eat a talking bird

Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo
But so do kids and elderly
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

No chowder for you, 'cause clams have feelings too
Actually they don't have central nervousness
No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile
Come to think about it, they don't have a face

They have no face, no place for ears
There's no clam eyes, to cry clam tears
No spinal cord, they must get bored
Might as well just put them out of misery

I don't beleive it's selfish
To eat defenceless shellfish

No chowder for you, clams have feelings too
It could happen to you, clams have feelings too
I don't think they do, clams have feelings too

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— Corbs