actually i ripped this beautiful anthem off of my old band music but who cares eh?

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An angel came to God and asked him what he was doing.
 He said he just finished completing a world of balance.
 The angle asked "how so" and he explained. 
"Here in Middle East it is hot and here in Russia it is cold.
 And over here in Europe in the South, it is poor and lowly
 and in the North it is strong and powerful." 
"Ahh i see" said the angel. Then the Angel pointed at Canada and asked:
"What is here?"
"Ahh...." God Said. "That is Canada!
A land flowing with beauty! A vast land where Beer is Strong and Women
are Beautifal. The Hockey team is no match for anyone else in this world!"
The angel then asked: "but God, i thought this World was a land of Balance!"
Then God said: "Wait till you see the assholes i put next to them!"

"God Bless America...But God allready BLESSED Canada"