My Band Is Totaly Awesome...I Thunk?! If It Sounds Bad Your Playing It Wrong!

Dude My Friend Ate Ducktape Last Night
My Airplane Broke So My Friend Fixed It
You May Ask How..,It's Because He Farted!!!
(A)
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(B)
DUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK   TTTAAAPPPPEEEEEEEE
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(A) again with these lyrics
Ductape Makes Me Happy Because It Sticks
If somthing is the broking you can give it a quick fix
But do not consume it or you will die!!!

(B) X3